Sunday, 20 November 2016


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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous21 November 2016 at 10:36

    I have a small girl who loves clothes
    and sticking small things up her nose…
    If they go in her bum
    Despite my long thumbs
    I sigh as I reach for the hose

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    1. The Reluctant Launderer21 November 2016 at 10:52

      Even tho' I wasn't running a Limerick Competition, I'm sending you a bottle of champagne for this. (Unless, of course, you are out-Limericked...)

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  2. Jenny G22 November 2016 at 03:24

    A lady from old Singapore
    Had tales which were quite full of gore
    Her children were nuts,
    they stuck things up their butts
    and now we await an encore.

    (Apologies for referring to your kids as nuts!)

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    1. The Reluctant Launderer24 November 2016 at 07:23

      Ha! I didn't bat an eyelid. It's just a fact, akin to "they're tall" or "they have blue eyes" etc.

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  3. Sam23 November 2016 at 06:59

    There was a Reluctant Launderer
    Whose stories we all love to hear
    In a move most gymnastic,
    Her child hid some plastic,
    And now Mum is a bum connoisseur!

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    1. The Reluctant Launderer24 November 2016 at 07:24

      That last line is inspired. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that it's poetic...

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  4. The Reluctant Launderer23 November 2016 at 13:24

    Good Lord, you're all a talented bunch. You're all winners to me, even if I wasn't *really* running a competition(she says, sheepishly, remembering the exorbitant price of Champagne in Singapore...) Thanks all. These have made me v cheery.

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